An alien 'shopper' is inexplicably drawn towards the group, sensing their empathy.A team of alien spotters from Freetannia hit the ground in MK on Tuesday in a sweep for a suspected alien influx.
Freetannia's own branch of
SETI (Search For Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence) is keen to establish good relations with alien civilisations.
King 'Dickie' Frobisher is reported to be keen to expand the microstate's influence into deep space and feels that there is potential for trade.
Recently he remarked that Freetannia is keen to acquire an alien fusion reactor and could possibly trade tea and biscuits in return – which are thought to be scarce beyond the orbit of Pluto.
The team, using special scanners, reported that they were successful in identifying a substantial number of aliens though most were disguised as MK shoppers. The team leader commented “There are certainly a lot of very odd people around and some of them are definitely aliens”. A Milton Keynes Council source refused to comment on how many aliens occupied local council seats but one resident admitted “they're definitely from another planet”. The sweep continues.
They walk amongst us.
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