Wednesday, 30 September 2009

Daphne loses Stun newspaper backing

On hearing that she had lost the backing of the Stun newspaper, Prime Minister Daphne Frobisher only had this to say:


PM Daphne Frobisher on hearing she has lost the backing of the Stun newspaper

INVICTUS

OUT of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

NIGEL'S MILTON KEYNES

Prime Minister Frobisher still has the backing of the MK News so she has very little to worry about.

Nigel Andrews
BBC Freetannian editor

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