Recently set up my own country with my wife Daphne, as we'd gotten a bit fed up with all the nonsense going on in Britain. Doing stuff the right way now, our way. 'Course we're not the only ones; we've got a bit of support from a chap from the BBC who does the occasional report from Freetannia. That's what we call the country - Freetannia. Micronations, I think some people call them. Bit like 'Passport to Pimlico', 'Sealand', that sort of thing.
That's me, His Freetannic Majesty, on the right,Queen Daffers in the middle and the man from the Beeb broadcasting live from Freeannia. We must be legit if the Beeb sent a correspondent!
Anyhow, thing is I was trying to drum up a bit of support and thought it'd be a good idea to establish relations with other places. Nations can be a bit sniffy about that sort of thing so I thought I'd go a bit more local and do it town by town - person by person if necessary. But, to come to the point, Milton Keynes seems like a go-ahead, sensible sort of place and so I thought I'd place a little ad by way of opening formal communications.
Popped in a little video link to our national dance as a sort of cultural exchange thingy.
Neighbours! Good reason to start your own country!
Cheers.
D
