ANOTHER award!

Freetannia has not won another award, this time the 11th International Kleinkunstfestival on the island of Usedom. The two members of the Freetannian Rambling Association present, Maureen and Susan, were unaware they were competing and so were chuffed to bits to come 19th out of a possible 20. They were particularly proud to gain 480 points out of a possible 900 for, as they so eloquently put it, "just going for a walk". King Richard congratulated the pair personally on their return.

Freetannia now adds this to the ever-expanding list of awards not won, including the Milano Clown Festival TWICE, although the Freetannian Foreign Secretary and other Foreign Office representatives were invited to return as Official Guests this year.