Queen Daphne of Freetannia was appalled recently to learn that flashing had a bad press in Milton Keynes and in the UK generally – so much so that she has personally commanded a visit of the Freetannian State Flashing Team to MK to raise the sport's image.
Unlike the UK, Freetannia has always tolerated flashing and Freetannians feel the activity has come into disrepute chiefly due to the nakedness of UK practitioners. “In Freetannia flashing is more of a hobby” explained the Queen. “We solved the nastiness long ago using GM techniques that have allowed us to breed an altogether more hirsute individual and this has resulted in a much more acceptable 'flash' though it's still something of a surprise to the uninitiated”. The development of the “hairy flasher” has proved an unexpected bonus for Freetannian hairdressers with most shops claiming a 50-60% rise in custom. One barber commented however that it was important to choose a barber with “good eyesight and a steady scissor hand”.
The team is due to visit MK on Friday this week.
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